A Little Reminder of Where We Are! 

This is Hilariously Insane and Overwhelming at the same time:

Dear Diary 2020 Edition,

In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran . We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped out, but then there was this thing happening in China Trade Talks, then Prince Harry and Megan separated from the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK Brexit from the European Union.

January 2020

• Australian Fires
• Iran War
• China Trade Talks
• Prince Andrew / Megan separation from Royal Family
• First Coronavirus Reports in US 
• Kobe Dies/Mysterious Circumstances? 
• UK Brexit from EU
• Severe Winter Storm hit US Northeast and England
• Record Cold Temps 

In February, Iowa’s imploded democratic primary caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten. Whole. years. to rip up a speech , but then The WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.

February 2020

• Iowa Democratic Caucus Debacle 
• President Acquitted 
• Pelosi Rips Up President’s SOTU Speech
• WHO announces Covid 19
• Harvey Weinstein Found Guilty
• FaceBook Doctors Question Covid 19 / nothing but the flu?  

In March, stuff hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy shut its whole country down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in US , but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like y’all not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can appreciate teachers for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen) close down all of salons so you can’t get your hair or your nails done, everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. The DOW took a dive on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing (I still don’t), We were then all introduced to Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year, Carol totally killed her husband whacked him! And then Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross and were all searching for lotion now.

March 2020

• Warren Drops out of Presidential Race
• Italy goes on Lockdown
• Covid 19 now a Global Pandemic
• US State of Emergency Declared
• 200 Celebrities first reported infections? 
• US Schools Close
• US Stock Market DOW Crashes
• Tiger King dominates the news
• Washing Hands/Face Mask/Wearing Gloves, Virus Panic

In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on box hair dye and all of our hairdressers are like, NO DON’T DO IT!!! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….

April 2020

• US in full Lockdown mode…
• Bernie drops out of the Presidential Race
• NY becomes the set for the Walking Dead
• No enough Face Mask, Ventilators and Toilet Paper (liquid hand wash)
• Kim Jong-Un died, then not dead, then confined to his bed?
• Pentagon released UFO videos? No one cares… 

In May, the biblical end times kicked off, historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games however people forgot to let us know. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with AR-15s, sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in crowds of more than 10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away from each other . Those people must have forgotten about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing. A dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rainforest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed the Earth.

May 2020

• Biblical End Times Reality Show
• Race Riots in US Explode / Protest in every US city 
• Giant Locust Swarms in Africa
• Murder Hornets found in US
• Dead Whale found in the middle of the Amazon? 
• Unemployment tops 30 million in US
• Protest of Lockdowns in US
• Gun Sales Skyrocket
• All Sporting Events Canceled
• Covid 19 declared a bioweapon, no transmissions from bats?
• Giant Asteroids pass within the lunar orbit? 
• China / WHO guilty of withholding evidence of Covid Pandemic 

In June, common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️ but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly …. not that great. All of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down statues. Everyone is on Facebook arguing about masks, but then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. Then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert , which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. We then learned of meth-gators, and I’m like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card can we use it as the free space? Then we learned that the Congo’s worst ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES!, seriously! FLYING SNAKES!!!!

June 2020

• More riots, ANTIFA paid mercenaries?
• Tearing Down of public statutes? 
• Wearing Mask found not healthy, became politically correct?
• Scientists discover a mysterious mass in the center of the earth? 
• Gone with the Wind Censored?  
• Black Lives Matter funding arm of the DNC and Joe Biden?
• Black community leaders discover they’re being used? 
• America Reopens?
• Massive Dust Cloud leaves the Sahara Desert headed for East Coast of US? 
• Meth Gators ? 
• New Baby Ebola outbreaks in US
• Flying Snakes? 
• Global War Threats; China vs US, China vs India, India vs Pakistan, Turkey vs Middle East Block, etc… 

So here comes July, at this point we are over it, just tell us what’s next, Aliens? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Can it just be something cool or fun for once? Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha April Fools! We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.

Also, why didn’t I know about the whale in the Amazon? Or a few other things because I just can’t keep up anymore!

But I’m sharing it because as long as we make it through 2020, I really want this to pop back up in the memories a few years from now. Copy and share to your page!!!!! (Copy & paste…)

Future Predictions Update / JULY – DECEMBER 2020 

• Event Waves of 2020; we are now experiencing the 3 Wave (US Race Riots) of a possible 7 Waves of Crisis planned for 2020. The first 3 Waves were Covid 19 Pandemic, Financial Market Crisis, and US Race Riots. 
• The Next Series of Possible Events could be anyone of the following; new global virus or 2nd Covid 19 Wave or a SARS/H1N1 virus, mandatory vaccine threats, increase in geophysical, earthquakes/volcanoes, category 5 hurricanes, record numbers of tornadoes. 
• Global Famine, Food Shortages, empty shelves, 30 – 40 million unemployed, massive loan defaults, record foreclosures, new global economic crisis, global debt bubble crash,  US dollar currency gold standard reset, partial disclosure fake alien invasion / introduction of AI cryptocurrency controls, and mainstream media stoking fear to new levels.
• The Year of Scandals, Revolution, Upheavals, Flash Floods, Increased Solar Activity, Huge Earthquakes, and a Megathrust Earthquake, Pope will make a Stunning Revelation, Strange Sky Sightings, Unusual Animal Behavior, Massive UFO Sightings Worldwide, Meteors Falling, Mysterious Booms Continue, and possible Asteroid hitting the Earth, NASA making Shocking Discoveries in Space, a Star will GO Supernova and light up the night sky, Mars and Moon Revelations.
• 2020 Presidential / Trump re-elected President / The election results will be contested for months and he will have health problems, The Navy reveals more about UFOs, and exciting health breakthroughs. Major problems with China, Iran, North Korea, Turkey and Syria.  
• 2021 – 2025 Blue State, Blue Governors, Blue Cities and Blue Mayors will struggle for 5 years, upheavals and transformation mostly in new Geopolitical structures, Geophysical  upheavals and transformation in New Sciences, Technologies, Free Energy, Health Care and Food Industries across the Planet.